LJCoffee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[That crazy mario]

Why oh why do these things pass?

Yeah - I know that this will get through the portal... I just don't know why...

These crappy sprite movies suck more than your sister at a "Winger" concert (don't feel bad man - my sister was probably there as well)

but STILL! - you can use Flash - that much you've shown us - now make something original - stop relying on sprite fans and parody legacy points to get your submissions through!

I know you can do it - I think you can, I think you can, I think you can, I think you can...

good luck...

Zelfury responds:

wow thanks man this is some of the best advice i have ever gotton, and i know u liked the movie a little ;) but truth is i can animate in flash but i usally do sprites at home and cartoons at school, and i cant submit anything at school cause ng is blocked but thanks man

[Lethal Sneezes]

Not great

Not terrible either though - I guess...

I'm giving you the benefit of doubt here though as I could SWEAR that I've seen something VERY similar to this not to long ago...

Maybe you based your work on something you've seen - I dunno...

Not completely terrible - you did a half-assed job on the animations (which is better than alot of submissions) but it wasn't very funny overall....

faye-smith responds:

Yeah, that submission was mine, but i'd just got flash it was stick people, so i redid it... I didn't do it half-assed thankyou very much! it's mostly FBF

[CRAP (special edition)]

Not a single rotating dog...

The last one was most likely blammed because there weren't any clocks, fruit, muffins, pube-muppets or synthesized voices in it...

Good job. Could have been a bit longer - I think you could've gotten two or three other software error jokes crammed in there - but either way it was good overall...

Keep it up!

Melchior898 responds:

you hate cc aswell? thank god.. (hates clock crew)

i would have liked to make it longer, but you know how flash is.. i just wanted it to end. but.. meh. it could have been better, or longer... but yeah.

[The Morning Show Intro]

Nice animation

Ran fine on my machine - in the future though, if you're worried about quality settings on other peoples machines just define it in your file...

Just add it to your first frame - use the following:

_quality = "LOW";

You can also use "MEDIUM" , "HIGH" and "BEST"

You can use this at any point in any timeline - if you want you can even whip up a little logic that will determine how many frames of your animation have played within a set number of milliseconds and adjust the quality based on that - this way your swf will auto adjust to the fastest possible playback rate for the specific machine that it is viewed on...

Sorry - went off on a tangent there...
Once again - Nice job - you're a very good animator!

Stryker427 responds:

oh wow this is really helpful!! >< sheesh i def. could use this! Thank you so much!!!

[In memory of M.L.K.]

Whatever...

Dude, if you hate this country so much, get the fuck out...

Here's an idea - I'll vote to spend money on a MILITARY defense against terrorism and you pray to God to protect you and let's see who gets killed first...

Now that the politics are out of the way...

Not a bad piece of flash work - it served its purpose - You should consider reworking it - change up the background a bit here and there and update the photos. the music isn't bad but it's not great either - you could take this speech and set it to something much better, maybe adjust the timing here and there for impact.
Your flash work isn't bad - our political ideals appear to differ but I guess that's what the first ammendment was intended for eh?

Bashing on Bush is one thing - but DONT bash our country - if you live here keep in mind that the very system you bitch about is the only thing that allows you the right to bitch at all...

Bushflash responds:

When have I EVER bashed USA? I am a patriot! you are overlooking something

[The Foursome intro]

Needs work

- this wasn't "very random" - in fact it seems that alot of people are starting to interpret the word "random" to mean "I can't think of a story or plot so I'll string a bunch of non connected thoughts together" which is not random at all - it's the same every time you view it - but I digress...

The tweens: your fades were not done very well - there was ALOT of ghosting on your symbols...

The bus: you made a mistake I've seen several times before - SOME symbols look fine when flipped but not if they have text on them - it's easy enough to copy the symbol, flip it and keep the text the correct way...

The plot(?): NOTHING happened in your submission - Here's the story as I saw it:
Four guys are waiting for a bus. The bus, driven by an undead gargoyle, comes speeding up and they get on it. The end...
...yawn...

swish1 responds:

Hey Thanx fur the tips

[The Surface of the Water]

Really nice work

Nice style, the use of a monochromatic color scheme worked very well for this piece. This wasn't what I was expecting - which is a really good thing ... I could make a few suggestions but to be honest, your work is probably best left as yours - as soon as you start listening to retards like me you'll lose that unique quality that made me appreciate this submission as much as I did. I'd love to see more from you - you're quite talented (and brother, I don't put that in too many reviews!) Sedona huh? I used to be stuck down in Yuma but I escaped. - but I digress... -

Great job!

BlackmarketKraig responds:

Oy! It's SOOO hot it Yuma! Yikes!

Anyway, thanks for the awesome review and score! :D

[Penguin Jam 4]

Three crappy submissions for the price of one!

Too bad I won't get three blam points for it...

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Yes, you won't get any blam points!