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I do all of the above. I mean it. Not only that, but I can back it up too.

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Level 39 Artist
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Ranked as Corporal

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Holy crapolee - I'm in!

2014-12-03 01:31:42 by LJCoffee

So after misplacing my NG keys and spending a few years wandering around, I found an open window and crawled back in.  I'm still making crappy tracks but I'm now using updated gear.  I've always loved the Native-Instruments line up so I recently sold all my random hardware and snagged a Maschine Studio and I gotta tell ya - if you have the means, then you should definitely consider picking up one of these bad boys.  You'll have so much fun with it that you'll soon stop shaving, showering, sleeping, eating and you just may lose your job and possibly signifcant other as well.  It'll totally be worth it though - who needs a family life and gainful employment anyways.  I'm currently augmenting it with a piddly little line6 mobilekeys25 until I decide that I can drop a little pile of catnip on a Kontrol S49 without too much guilt.  Oh, but that will be such a fun week...

Latest Audio Submissions

Bom Bom Digga Experimental Song
A Little More Hinky Miscellaneous Song
Whizzamarroo Miscellaneous Song
Syncostutter Miscellaneous Song

Recent Game Medals

Level 2 10 Points Complete the second mission. Medal Stats.
Level 1 5 Points Complete the first mission. Medal Stats.
Sleazebag 10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape? Medal Stats.
Violence 5 Points Put em up. Medal Stats.
Hungry 10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all! Medal Stats.
Thirsty 5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer! Medal Stats.
PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points Finish the tutorial. Medal Stats.
TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points Enter a rift. Medal Stats.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area. Medal Stats.
Pansy 5 Points Die Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 10 different games.)