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Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 225 Points

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/17/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)

Red Lace Massacre

Level 1 Unlocked 12/3/14
5 Points
Complete the first mission.
Level 2 Unlocked 12/3/14
10 Points
Complete the second mission.
Level 3 25 Points Complete the third mission.
Level 4 50 Points Complete the final mission.
Learning The Ropes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dr. Dink Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shootin' The Swaimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/115 points)

Score!

Thirsty Unlocked 2/22/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 2/22/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Hungry Unlocked 2/22/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 2/22/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Deaf 5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized 5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter 5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection 5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter 5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash 5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Alpha Male 10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As 10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound 10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Experimenting 25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural 25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman 25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... 50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova 50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 4/21 (30/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Variety Kill Unlocked 3/30/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist 25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)

zOMGies

Collector Unlocked 1/5/10
5 Points
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Pansy Unlocked 1/5/10
5 Points
Die
Bullseye Unlocked 1/5/10
10 Points
Get 10 headshots
Professional Unlocked 1/5/10
10 Points
Kill 50 zombies
Relentless Unlocked 1/5/10
25 Points
Kill 100 zombies
Freeman 10 Points Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Shredder 25 Points Unlock the chainsaw
Zoller 25 Points 100% headshots in a level
Zombieland 25 Points Reach level 10
Marathon 50 Points Reach level 20
Massacre 50 Points Kill 500 zombies
Sureshot! 50 Points Get 100 headshots
Zombie Holocaust 100 Points Kill 1000 zombies
Zomg! 100 Points Reach level 30

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/490 points)